I am Barack Hussein Obama!

My name is Barack;
My daddy was black.
My name is Hussein;
That gives me pain.
My name is Obama;
I had a white mama.
I am Barack Hussein Obama!

I went to Harvard Law,
And a new way I saw.
Change is what we need;
That I have decreed.
Seek not to define,
But the pitch do refine.
Promise a better way,
But how? Never say.

I am the chosen one;
I am the golden one.
Cast your vote for me,
And change you will see.
I'll soothe your pain;
I'll boost your gain.
I'll remove your strife;
I'll charm your wife.

Need help my brother?
That is no bother.
What I need to provide,
You just decide.
The means will be easy,
I'll just tax the sleazy.
If they dare complain
I'll tax them again.

Free markets have failed;
The factories have bailed.
An energy crisis we face;
Our dollar is in disgrace.
More government we need;
That is my creed.
The central planning way
Is the course I'll stay.

I'll get us out of Iraq,
But then I'll take stock.
If al'Qaeda doesn't leave,
I have a plan up my sleeve.
To our enemies I'll talk,
And concede if they balk.
Our friends I'll plan to attack,
To kill bad guys in the sack.

My name is Barack;
My daddy was black.
My name is Hussein;
That gives me pain.
My name is Obama;
I had a white mama.
I am Barack Hussein Obama!

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