Interpreting the Headlines - Part 10

Unstable Crane Causes Evacuation in Stamford
It's best to play it safe when threatened by a very large demented bird.

Dropping the Chicken
...and running from the crazy crane.

It's Bird Eat Bird in a Cluttered Sky
From the crazy crane, a muttered cry.

From the dropped chicken, a sputtered why?

Smuggled Turtle Eggs Seized in Mexico
Were they hidden in a turtle?

Priced Out of Rome
Consider living in Nome.

Ten Things to Do Before this Article is Finished

One of them should be to come up with a better headline.

Op-Chart: An Update on the State of New Orleans
It now contains the city of Louisiana.

Assigning Blame for the Mess in Iraq (5 Letters)
Don't look at me; my name has six letters.

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