I'm considering starting a restaurant chain and calling it the Wide Aisle Buffet. I thought about calling it the Big Ass Buffet but that might not fly in some communities.

Some PETA dipstick chastised Obama for killing a fly. This time I'm with Obama. I wonder if the idiot opposes the killing of mosquitos, fleas and ticks by humans.

A circulating e-mail message suggests that you can help save someone's job by refusing to use the automated checkout lanes at large stores. You could also demand that your milk be delivered to your door each morning and that large blocks of ice be delivered twice a week.

Can't find a judge with two heads? How about a dwarf? A dwarf would bring a different perspective to the Court. There are a few mental dwarves on the Court but no physically small person.

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If diversity and having faced struggles are now the leading criteria for selecting Supreme Court justices, I think we should have a person with two heads on the Court. There's the bonus, as everyone knows, that two heads are better than one.

Obama plans to spend $4 billion creating "green" jobs and training the workers. These jobs will be dedicated to renovating public housing. They will replace windows, insulation, appliances and even light bulbs. How many "green" workers does it take to change a light bulb?

It's now official government policy to be on guard for people with Ron Paul, Bob Barr or Chuck Baldwin bumper stickers. The Obama administration also wants to keep an eye on returning war veterans.  It's afraid these people might actively resist its policies. Never mind all those illegal immigrants and foreign threats, it's the political opposition and our own soldiers that we're focused on.

Some of the liberal commentators believe that our country is more secure now that Obama has made nice with the G20 members. The idea being that since they like us more they are less likely to attack us. But I don't think we considered any of the G20 members to be a threat before Obama moved into the White House.

Our new president is like a child. He can not comprehend that things are not necessarily the way he wants them to be.

From Thomas Sowell: " The same politicians who have been talking about a need for 'affordable housing' for years are now suddenly alarmed that home prices are falling. How can housing become more affordable unless prices fall?"

The Democrats are in charge of the White House and both houses of Congress yet they are obsessing over what Rush Limbaugh is saying. A democracy only needs a majority. A tyranny needs to control everyone.

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Researchers Discover Why Hair Turns Gray. Another problem behind us.

Scientist Solves Mystery of Belly-Button Lint. Whew! I'm glad that problem is behind us.

President Obama said today that he will fight to change health care, energy and education in dramatic ways that will upset the status quo. Like I said before he was elected, he is a radical socialist.

You can't turn on the TV these days without seeing President Obama warning that our economy will collapse if we don't let him spend a trillion dollars. It didn't take long for the candidate who decried the "politics of fear" to switch from "I want to be your President" to "I won."

President Obama on the loss of about 600,000 jobs in January: "The situation could not be more serious." Mr President, wouldn't the situation be more serious if we had lost twice that many jobs last month?

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Just for the record, the low temperatures at my home in Florida for the last three mornings were 25, 17 and 22 degrees F.

A CBS Radio newscaster suggested today that if we could get Obama to nominate about 100,000 more people for jobs in his administration we might collect enough unpaid taxes to pay for the stimulus package.

"Up to 100,000 Nonprofits Could Close in Bad Economy."  But this is being offset by formerly for-profit companies no longer making a profit.

The low temperature at my house in Florida this morning was 20 degrees F. We've had several mornings near that since Christmas. This has been the coldest January in recent memory.

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