It occurred to me that it might be helpful if I published some keys to the pronunciation of the President of Iran's name. I've picked up a couple on the web and made up one myself. Here's what I have to date:

• I might need a job
• Ox blood dinner jacket
• I'm a demagogue
• Ah'm a nut job (from Beda and Leno)

If I hear others I'll add them to the list. Let me know if you have one.

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