I don't think Barack Obama will agree to an Obama-Clinton ticket. I wouldn't want it to be my one-heartbeat keeping the Clintons from moving back into the White House.

A capital murder defendant in jail in Arkansas has lost over 100 pounds. He has filed a lawsuit alleging that he is being starved. He has at least two problems with his suit: He still weighs 308 pounds and was caught giving away food.

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A Texas woman has been arrested for trying to flush her stillborn baby's body down a toilet before placing it in a trash can. In Texas it's alright to kill a live baby but illegal to abuse the body of a dead one.

Someone asked: Why is it that your opinion on something is worth two cents, yet you are only offered a penny for your thoughts? Where does the other penny go? I'm not sure but I suspect the government gets it.

Am I the only one who questions the bottom-line of plastic recycling? Each week a very large, carbon-spewing truck lumbers down my street, stopping in front of each house and picking up maybe a half-dozen bottles and bags. They do this only because I'm forced to pay them to do it, not because they profit from the plastic. I suspect it goes into the landfill with the rest of the garbage.

Some are complaining that our wildlife refuges are being taken over by drug producers, hookers, homosexuals and illegal immigrants. Sounds like life there is pretty wild. Their solution? More money!