Some dork at AP thinks VP Dick Cheney uses buckshot to shoot quail. Guide for AP writers: Buck hunters use buckshot. Bird hunters use birdshot. Further clarification: Quail are birds, not deer.

I heard this morning that Paulson is really pushing the bailout money out to banks now, including to some that don't need it or want it. I wonder how much Joseph A. Bank got.

Dr Walter E. Williams: "Maybe the election of a black president will help white people over their guilt feelings so they can stop acting like fools in their relationships with black people."

The New York Times spews hate for the South because it mostly preferred McCain over Obama. They somehow divine that it is clearly due to Obama's race. I filched their divining rod and found that New York City is also racist. In the February primary they voted 56% to 44% for Clinton over Obama. Yep, it's gotta be racism.

I'm still looking for that global warming Al Gore promised us. It's 24 degrees here in Florida this morning. That's a record for this date.