A circulating e-mail message suggests that you can help save someone's job by refusing to use the automated checkout lanes at large stores. You could also demand that your milk be delivered to your door each morning and that large blocks of ice be delivered twice a week.

Some PETA dipstick chastised Obama for killing a fly. This time I'm with Obama. I wonder if the idiot opposes the killing of mosquitos, fleas and ticks by humans.